Before I Offend.

[un-intentionally].anyone. I believe I should state my affection for the hillbillie population.I mean there really ARE people out there jest loike on tha moovies.and I love it.l-o-v-e.luv IT.mind you dunno if'n I would be so loving it exactly, if I was further down south in the hillbillie country.I hear they do like to make `em squeeeal like a pig boyyyy [or girl or other farmyard animal].but hey I would like the duelling banjo theme music being played in the background.

my first sighting of the stereotypical denim bib and braced coupla good ole boys was at the local school baseball match.they were just a hootin and a hollerin having themselves a good old time.I watched them for most of the game [well except when the stepbrat got up to bat] with a huge smile on my face, hidden behind my sunnies.

I was introduced [visually not literally] to a few members from the same family that shall we say played together and laid together.well all I can say is at least they held down a jobs and paid their taxes.welll, except the youngest brother daryl and his other brother daryl.but hey not bad odds considering there was a shitload of them.

I saw endless flags.[to be a flag maker in the u s of a would be a ok] some were of the rebel kind plastered over the doorways of rundown, rubbish infested yards, yards that contained an array of vehicles either in the behemoth trucking type or the dismantled varieties [man some of them trucks are sharp looking].

I noticed a helluva lot of people are missing either toes or fingers. LFB has a phobia about missing digits so its not a great place for him to live. least I know he wont stray towards the old blonde bombshell next door in the trailer. she has a toe missing.and what is it with all the rooting around on each other.I think its in the water.lucky for me I don't drink water, well enough of it anyway.

.can't wait to get back among ''em.